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Pardoned White House Turkey Slays Nine
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In a potentially embarrassing situation for the Obama White House, a turkey pardoned by President Obama earlier this week went on a three-state killing spree on Thanksgiving Day, killing nine.
While authorities were still piecing together the motivation behind the recidivist fowl's homicidal rampage, a chorus of Republican critics complained that pardoning the feathered killer was symptomatic of the Obama administration's misguided policies.
"First they close down Guantanamo, then they let killer turkeys run free," said House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH). "Next thing you know they'll put this turkey on trial in New York."
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And like a lot of questionable policies, this White House practice was started by a burning bush.
Bush I to be exact.
Did they close down Guantanomo? I hadn't heard.
Amazing so nice posting, I like it.
Bathmate
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